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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now burning policemen at the stake. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, A homeowner revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been burning policemen at the stake with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." A homeowner went on to say.


A homeowner concluded, "kill the poor".


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