Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have this week been revealed as eating babies.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of An unnamed source who this week said, "Multiculturalism has failed utterly".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that eating babies is acceptable behaviour.