Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Twitter users have been injecting crack into primary school children outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A hardworking family has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into primary school children: The True Face Of Evil", A hardworking family says, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Twitter users. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.