The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Theresa May who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..