Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now training in Al-Quaeda terror camps. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Angela Merkel revealed that hoody-wearing layabouts have been training in Al-Quaeda terror camps with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hoody-wearing layabouts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Angela Merkel went on to say.


Angela Merkel concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".