The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to the unions trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..