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The Mail has learned that Eastern European terror gangs are responsible for binge drinking.

Has the world gone mad? Eastern European terror gangs are binge drinking with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to a homeowner, who said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."


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