The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are praising Osama Bin Laden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses praising Osama Bin Laden was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..