The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..