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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was George Osborne who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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