Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow chavs such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but chavs have this week been revealed as injecting crack into primary school children.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps chavs would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Bernard Jenkin who this week said, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that injecting crack into primary school children is acceptable behaviour.