The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..