Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum have this week been revealed as getting away with arson.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that getting away with arson is acceptable behaviour.