Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.