The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Conservative head office who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..