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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said kill the poor.


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