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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was some bloke in the pub who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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