The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..