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I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Eating babies is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t eating babies in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jonathan Aitkin agrees with me, saying today, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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