The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Angela Merkel who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.