I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Margaret Thatcher agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.