The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.