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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy looting and pillaging supermarkets was Anne Widdecombe who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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