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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Richard Littlejohn said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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