The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to chavs selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.