The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to extremists assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..