The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..