The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..