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David Cameron has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers David Cameron’s comments come in a week that has seen Islamist youths involved in eating babies on an ever more frequent basis.

David Cameron’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Islamist youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Islamist youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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