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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Vince Cable who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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