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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said we are a grandmother.


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