The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was a homeowner who today said the day of the yob is upon us.