Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow communist-sympathisers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but communist-sympathisers have this week been revealed as praising Osama Bin Laden.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps communist-sympathisers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of James May who this week said, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that praising Osama Bin Laden is acceptable behaviour.