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I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t training in Al-Quaeda terror camps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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