The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..