The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees engaging in steamy sex romps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.