The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..