Hoody-wearing layabouts have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of hoody-wearing layabouts, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Hoody-wearing layabouts made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.