The Mail has learned that Noam Chomsky devotees are responsible for destabilising the British way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Noam Chomsky devotees are destabilising the British way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Boris Johnson, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"