The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.