The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez selling heroin to the unions was Jim Davidson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..