Lala from the teletubbies has today said "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in trolling social media users on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.