The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..