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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Queen who today said we are a grandmother.


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