With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more young single mothers have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into young single mothers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by young single mothers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about young single mothers, Beyonce said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".