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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Nick Clegg who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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