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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Beyonce who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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