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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Theresa May who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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