The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..