The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..